Police officers, mad landlord and the girlfriend.

Police, mad landlords and a girlfriend.

My problem is that mornings after start to become much more interesting than sleepovers themselves.

One of my overnight quests got trapped in my room by someone knocking on the door. My landlady told me to keep them closed at any cost and that was the only way out. After knocking became banging and the guy started getting seriously late to lunch with his mother I checked who that was. Police officers.

Until that day I have no idea what it was about.  But I know one thing: the true reason of being late must have sounded like the least possible excuse ever. “Sorry mom, I couldn’t get out of some chick’s house, because police blocked the door”. I chose to think that he got scared of something like that happening again, not of my personality.

M&Ms guy called me his girlfriend today. Believe it or not, but the circumstances were even more astonishing than the fact itself.

Furious knocking on his room’s door didn’t make us open our eyes. But the landlord inside the room, and his attempt to pull down the duvet off us, did.

-Who is she?

-She’s my girlfriend.

-You’ve been subletting her the room!

-What?

-Out!

I looked at that middle aged, Middle Eastern man, standing in the middle of the room with his face red of anger.

-Out! Now!

-Ok, let me get dressed…

- 5 minutes and you’re gone.

Putting on my nice panties (yes, made lingerie shopping dedicated to M&Ms) I tried to laugh at that whole situation.

-At least we weren’t in the middle of something...

Turns out, his flatmate called the landlord and said that I moved in.  And I thought that girl is supposed to speed up the pace of relationship, not the people not involved in it at all.

Anyway, I got kicked out, flatmate punched and M&M asked to immediately give back my set of keys to the apartment. That not existing one.

Have I mentioned that cunt is gay? My personal theory is that he is in love with M&M and got jealous. But love does not concur all. He is straight mutherfucker. And taken as well.